011; 30 September 2022

[buttonholed]

Some one's sodding cat threw up a hair ball on my Charms notes.

I would like to remind those of you in Slytherin that if you have animals wandering around the common room unattended, I will catch them and I will take them to the highest part of the school I can find and drop them out the window. So if you want your stupid kittens, toads, rats or

Comments

[verydemanding]

I agree, Nicholas! I absolutely agree. Animals do not belong in the common room. People ought to have a little more respect.

[buttonholed]

Yes, they should. It's appalling to me that they are allowed here at all.

[celkin]

You can stay away from my cat! You already caused a lot of trouble.

[buttonholed]

Keep your cat away from me, then.

[celkin]

It's not that easy.

[buttonholed]

Do you think I'm taking the piss? I will throw your stupid cat out the window.

[rathereffable]

Vivian wants to give you a kiss.

[buttonholed]

Keep it away or I will break his wings.

[rathereffable]

I'll just get a new owl then. And you're mean.

[buttonholed]

I'll cut that one's head off.

[matthimatical]

Why do you hate animals so much?

[buttonholed]

They're disgusting.

[prefers_jam]

Unfortunately that is against school rules.

[buttonholed]

Fortunately, I don't care.

[prefers_jam]

Fortunately, I am in the position of being able to make you care.

[buttonholed]

Right, then.