Nutrional Plan

[buttsexisbad]

Okay, guys, here's the public announcement: I am no longer eating in the caf. PLEASE do not ask me to go. Please do ask me to hang out afterward. I am getting too overweight and unhealthy to be acceptable in polite society or happy in my person. So this is a small step at damage control.

Comments

[warnthepenguins]

I promise you're so cool!

[fourwordsapart]

oh peej
i love you too much

stop being morose!

[maryfordummies]

Stop being so lugubrious. He he. Just kidding. I love you ssoooooosssoooooo much. Cafeteria food is the devil.

[jennybunny]

I invite you to join me in drinking slimfast because it tastes like chocolate milk it's healthier than the caf and the cans are heavy enough to use as those ridiculous mini-dumbells that an eighties* ladies enjoy.

*yes, of course 1880's.

[takenforgranite]

I got some sample today from a company called Biofilm. It was addressed to Leah Wheathurst.

[boynamed_h]

Ahhh!

Too... Many... Jokes...

[buttsexisbad]

Is this Matt?

[takenforgranite]

yes