Homework for Pals

[buttsexisbad]

Here are some homework assignments for some of my buddies:

JORDAN --

Write an essay comparing and contrasting the various virtues and demerits of Joey Buttafuoco and Danny Zuko. Make allowances for circumstances of upbringing and educational background.

DANIELLE --

Comments

[fourwordsapart]

peej, i miss you. you are coming out with us tonight.

[maryfordummies]

what? I don't get an assignment. fine then. maybe i'm not your pal.

(love you)