What the hell are you talking about you're mormon now? I call you for a fucking booty call and you are mormon. What the hell is wrong with the world. Mormon. Gad damnit. I hate you Joseph Smith ( Read more... )

It's over. I need to get laid.

I haven't done this in awhile. I like to do it once in awhile just to see where I match up on it after a couple years. Mahayana Buddhism has never changed as 100% but UUism went way up on it. It used to always be Buddhism then Neo-pagan then something like hindu or new age ( Read more... )

OH GOOD GAWD MY WIRELESS INTERNET IS WORKING!!!

This summer has been really weird. I'm not sure if I've really been having that great a summer at all. Lifeguarding fucking sucks balls, I hate sitting around all day with nothing to do and just hope someone goes through the process of their life being slowing ended in my pool so I can come in and save it. But I did find out that we have a ( Read more... )

You can't take back something that you gave someone. Especially a year later. Especially when you tell the person, ie me that you are taking back the bubbler to sell to someone for $60 which is less than the piece is worth and you have a job so what the fuck are you going to do with $60? Buy bud? What will there be to smoke out of? Damnit I'm ( Read more... )

I'm a hula dancer again. Hell yea! 7 years.

Why didn't I pick up the phone?

Haley you need to call me or im me or something.

This was my dream, well parts of it ( Read more... )

Go find out about it. It's a very strange creature ( Read more... )