They say these things happen in threes.

[buyerbeware]

So July 4th my battery dies, no big deal. Then a few weeks later, one of my back tires explodes on US-1. The other one's about to go so I have that replaced, too. Then yesterday, as I'm driving to work, some asshole can't take 2 seconds to check his blindside and hits the front end of the passage side on my car. I think, oh maybe he's gonna pull

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[mrfurious]

Fuck that guy. Good post though, man, you should make more of'em.

[buyerbeware]

Thanks. Usually I'm too lazy or forgetful to, but balloon funeral = urgent need to post.