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My head hurts and my hearing has suffered a loss, but I'd still say it's been a good week.

here is Cho Seung-Hui's one act play for a short story writing class. I warn you, it is a wondrous and genius thing.

VTech massacre-er's writings

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oh noes the N-word!

Victoria and I went for a walk by the river this morning. Me because I'm fat and her because she has the
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in English: I would just like for you to stick your finger in my bottom ( Read more... )

That's supposed to be read in a deep, evil voice, btw.

Me: you can't park here. This is a company parking lot. (see people in building working)
Suburban Mom: We can't park here? You're telling me that none of these cars are for the parade?
Me: Yes.
Suburban Mom: Get back in the car, sweetie, so she can ruin it for you.

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