My version

[buymeanelephant]

Here is an apple. It is red and also a little bit yellow. It is ripe and fresh and juicy. It has a lot of vitamins and is good for children. This apple is perfect. It contains no worm, no disappointment. The apple is important.

Centuries ago there was a man who loved apples. He loved it when the apple trees became covered with blossoms in the

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[abandnformality]

tee hee!

My version

[abandnformality]

Newton was a freak who was very smart but constantly demanded attention. One day he invented integral calculus and after publishing his work for 3 days and seeing no one cared, he started panicking. So he ran around and saw an apple. He figured, that is probably a good way to promote my stuff. Thus he invented something else called "apple gravity". But he was poor and to save ink, he decided to take out "apple". So it's called gravity.

Re: My version

[buymeanelephant]

Hahaha nice one

[anonymous]

:)