[[look ma, no feet!]]

[buymykidney]

let's see eljay, what can i tell you today?

hmmm, how about...

my sex drive has gone completely crazy...
after i finish typey typey i will go masturbate until i die because, mmmm sex.

also!
today and for many days prior
i have been thinking about metaphors for my life.
here are some:-every time i start singing along with a song i come in four

Comments

[incendiaryfs]

I did!

Prufrock, J. Alfred.

[discountbeauty]

by a Mr. T.S. Eliot

[clomfliday]

i like how your face looks like a vagina in that icon.

[analkant]

everyone's sex drive intensifies when school is ending. the shitty thing is... they still don't want me :(.

[ragdoll_sluts]

miss emily, i'd like to call you out...yes or no?
are you free this weekend.