A lonely independence

[buyshit]

Some days I can be so pathetic.

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some days everyone can be. for example:

[anonymous]

i'm happily on track for an exchanging of items towards the end of the month. a sampling of some of the dialog that will probably occur:

you: are those space pants?
me: why, whatever would make you think that?
you: 'cause your ass is outta this world, hot stuff!

or maybe

you: damn, girl...i know they say that milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?!!!!!
me: oh, just the occasional glass of soy milk.
you: well this has been fun, here's your garbage back!
me: ok, well here's your stuff too.

Re: some days everyone can be. for example:

[buyshit]

If you've been working out then it may be more like this:

me: What are you wearing? Is that a diaper?
you: Workout shorts, why?
me: Because that ass is the shit.

Re: some days everyone can be. for example:

[anonymous]

now this is unfortunate...i can't post the picture of the "workout baby" i found.

http://www.nutrexsolutions.com/wp-content/images/babyworkout5.jpg