141 - PART OF YOUR WOOOOOORLLLLLLD

Sep 17, 2011 23:16

[A warm, glowing light begins to fill your screen, before finally the image clears, and you get to see... the incomparably beautiful image of Mermaid Prefect, propped up against the side of the moat, with his arms resting on the muddy bank. He's managed to jam his communicator (which in this instance, is a beauty and the beast style magic looking ( Read more... )

port, lolol mermaid

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[Private, cause she totally distrusts mortals.] aboutpower September 18 2011, 03:19:04 UTC
[Have a Nymph staring at you in slight disapproval. Her voice is smooth and beautiful, but carries an obvious dose of self-importance.] You are even stranger than I've heard. [This Nymph hears everything always about anything slightly magical because of her deep-rooted ~connections~ to all magical creatures ever. She's like the gossip/fact queen of the supernatural. :|]

Tell me, do you think any of the fool mortals are fool enough to believe your wild claims?

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[Private, rightly so! They are jerks :c] buywithme September 18 2011, 21:20:14 UTC
I'm not strange, I'm enterprising. Besides, I don't think anyone ever got anywhere by overestimating mortals.

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doctor_j_crane September 18 2011, 09:23:41 UTC
Oooh, no. Last time after we finished singing you tried to pull me in and I had to get rescued by a passing knight. It was very rude.

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buywithme September 18 2011, 21:21:34 UTC
I wasn't trying to pull you in. I was trying to kiss the back of your hand because I am a gentlemerman.

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doctor_j_crane September 19 2011, 11:03:30 UTC
Oh, but the way you grabbed my arm. It was very rough. My sister and I are very delicate, you know.

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buywithme September 19 2011, 12:05:14 UTC
I'm sorry, we mermen are used to having a lot of water resistance hinder our actions, so sometimes we are accidentally bolder than we mean to be.

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sharpememory September 18 2011, 09:52:30 UTC
I didn't know their were any merman around here. [Blatant lies, his seen you from his fishing boat. :c]

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buywithme September 18 2011, 21:22:38 UTC
Well, I think there's just the one of us in the moat, but there might be others in other places.

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sharpememory September 19 2011, 11:28:42 UTC
I hope so, I really wanted to hear one sing.

[Then catch it and sell its bits. :c]

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buywithme September 19 2011, 11:49:52 UTC
I can sing.

But without salt water my gills get all clumped up, and it sounds terrible.

[Hint hint.]

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failedcreator September 18 2011, 10:33:26 UTC
Where is the ocean? [Brb living my whole life under a bridge.]

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buywithme September 18 2011, 21:23:22 UTC
It's... off... over the land somewhere.

[Brb lived my whole life in a moat :c]

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failedcreator September 19 2011, 11:44:15 UTC
Oh. [Pause.] I used to think the river under my bridge came from it. I used to lie in it and think of mountains with the ocean just passed them.

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buywithme September 19 2011, 12:06:20 UTC
...Maybe it did. I've never been in a real river, but someone told me once they all get to the ocean eventually.

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buywithme September 18 2011, 21:23:48 UTC
This isn't funny! Why do people keep laughing?

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buywithme September 18 2011, 23:01:15 UTC
Later?

[Pauuuuse]

Does that mean you're coming here? Are you going to help me?

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