IN WHICH A BEAUTIFUL MURAL IS CRAFTED BY LOVING HANDS.

[buywithme]

[The camera clicks on with a jolt, and it's clearly night time. The only light comes from a nearby street lamp, but it's enough to illuminate what dastardly crimes are afoot here! The recording is an extreme close up angle, which manages to show the front window of one of the towns main supermarkets, the front of a dark jacket being worn by

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Sherry's just...walking home, after a late night out doing something entirely innocuous, when she sees the figure in the coat lingering outside the store. She stops, hopefully out of earshot, and just watches him daubing the side of the store with a giant penis.

It's sad, really. These kids, they get no discipline, there's nothing to keep them out of trouble. She reaches into her pocket for her cellphone, hidden in a pool of darkness between the street lamps, when she sees him turn barely enough to get a glimpse of his profile.]

John-?

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[buywithme]

[Fuck! Busted! John turns without thinking to peer towards the voice, before realising that he probably shouldn't be giving them any more confirmation of his identity than they obviously already have.

This might not be so bad though? It might just be another kid, out at night looking to score or to party or something? He doesn't reply for the moment, just stares into the darkness, heart thudding in his chest, and expression kept carefully blank.]

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She just sighs softly and slips her phone in her pocket, stepping into the light.]

I'm not going to call the cops, John.

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[buywithme]

Oh.

[His voice is soft, more an exhalation than a response. Then he clears his throat a bit.]

Hey, Miss Go.

[Like there's nothing weird going on here at all.]

[Not! here]

[itstopped]

[But Felix finds this privately hilarious. You go, random kid!]

[Not! here]

[buywithme]

[Penis scrawling is the highest form of art! GO TEAM PENIS SCRAWL!]

[Disapproving Parent Face]

[expectremorse]

...No...now what is that there?

[Misunderstood Teen Face]

[buywithme]

[The camera jolts as John realizes it's switched on, then he answers, deliberately deepening his voice and throwing in some bravado:]

Big dick. Guess you couldn't tell because you don't have any to compare it too.

[D:]

[expectremorse]

[That makes him stop short. His mouth turns disapproving.]

Now come on there. Do your parents know what you've done?

[B/]

[buywithme]

[Derisive snort]

Yeah, they're like, setting up a picnic just out of sight. When I decided to go out and draw a big dick, the first thing I did was invite the folks along to make it a family outing.

[Private]

[officerrenaldi]

You idiot! You're going to get us all arrested! You fucking idiot!

[Private]

[buywithme]

Jeeze, you're such a pussy. It's not like they can arrest you for my graffiti.

Re: [Private]

[officerrenaldi]

They're gonna find out that dad's not here moron.

[Private]

[buywithme]

Newsflash, Carla: No one but us is ever going to care.

[Private]

[damnitjocelyn]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Private]

[buywithme]

Well, my brother is acting like a total little bitch, so I guess that's one thing.

Hey, if someone calls the house wanting to talk about me, pretend to be dad.

[Private]

[damnitjocelyn]

No, I am not pretending to be Dad.

[Private]

[buywithme]

Pretend to be Mom then.