Getting to the Big M ... erm, gorilla style and with a big banana? :)

[buzz_cut]

Heh, some gal pals have been pestering me to spill the beans about getting engaged ... specifically, how does a cheeky gorilla go from swinging wildly tree-to-tree (*ahem*) to eventually arriving at the mother of all trees (the Big M!) and, more importantly, how will they know if their guy is ready for marriage and how can they speed him along if

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[froufrou]

OMG. I LOVE THE SONG. YOU CAN ONLY FIND THEM ON AMAZON?

They sound like a less classical version of Kings' Singers.

[froufrou]

Eh uncle, i'm looking at their albums now. Which one's nice?

[buzz_cut]

Heh, all 3 on amazon!!! But I like Brontosaurus best ... Enormous P*nis, I Wish I Were (the other song I posted sometime back), Internet Porn (hilarious too), etc are found on this album. It's a tie between their other 2 albums.

[froufrou]

alamak i can't find it. where?

[angeliatay]

your answer's really similar to my hubby's (well,he didn't put it across in ape language). he did mention 'biological clock' too and that the timing was just right.

hmm..im sure my other half would lurrvee the song!

[buzz_cut]

Yah, I can believe your hubby's biological clock went off very loudly ah. He even has a mini me/you liao ... which is 3 steps ahead of me hor! LOL! Aiyah, guy's biological clock very terok one lah. When it doesn't ring ... IT DOESN'T RING! Women will think it's spoilt or something. But when it does ... woah, there's no ignoring it. Just curious, how long did you guys know each other before he popped the question ah? :)

Heheh, I'm sure he will lurvee the song too. It speaks to men! *thumps chest* Hahaha!

[methegirl3]

hey man, i got to your blog thru other lj-ers. you got some really interesting stuff (and damn good singlish? hehe), especially the one on your dating history! haha. mind if i add u?

[buzz_cut]

Yo babe, sure ya can add me. :) Mind if I add ya back?

No lah, my singlish not that tok kong lah. *malu* LOL! Erm, you're S'porean I guess? Wah, I took a look at your blog ... you really do travel widely sia!

Oh man, you actully read the one about my dating history ah? Erm, colourful characters huh? Heh, all part of this gorilla's informal training on womenfolk lah. ;)

[methegirl3]

sure, add me back!

it was an intriguing and well-written post, hehe~
but im sure you won't need to go through all of that anymore now that you've found 'the one'. hehe. dunno if it's late, but congrats on the marriage. :)

[buzz_cut]

Added you back! :)

Awww, thanks for the well wishes babe! Never too late lah. Erm, and we're engaged to be married actually ... not quite arrived at the Big M yet. Heh, but same difference? ;)

[morit]

hmm. this really makes me think. tick-tock-tick-tock. lol. great song too! my bro and i had a really good laugh at it :) thanks dude.

[buzz_cut]

Heh, do I sense a ticking biological clock, morit-san? Pray tell. ;)

And I bet you and your brother agree whole-heartedly with the song too huh? Hahaha!

[morit]

nope :) clock no batt at the moment...

yeah. it's good to be able to find happiness so easily. lol.

[buzz_cut]

No battery ah? Heh, good excuse to *koff* play the field *koff* mah. Aiyah, male biological clock dunno run on what one lah. Maybe it needs nuclear power. LOL! When the time comes, it comes. If it doesn't, swing on! Hahaha!

[monologue22]

Interesting entry. I will watch out for the signs you list here from my boyfriend. ;)
Do you mind if I add you?

[buzz_cut]

Ssssh, don't let your bf know you know the signs alright? ;) LOL! Actually, he might not even be aware of them till later ... erm, kinda like me. Most of what I wrote was actually with the benefit of hindsight. ;)

Sure babe, you can add me. :) Erm, are you vietnamese by any chance?

[monologue22]

You have a great sense of humor. Muaaah! I won't tell him!! :D

I feel so welcomed. I've added you.

Yes, I'm a Vietnamese. Forgive my poor English, won't you? :)

[buzz_cut]

Babe, your English is excellent! I took a peep at your blog ... that's how I kinda guessed. ;)