Took wifey out for a nice dinner last night to celebrate our one-month anniversary. Can ya believe it peeps? The gorilla's been married for one whole month already! Woah mamma
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What is happening to womenfolk these days?!?! What happened to fulfiling one's wifely duties and being subservant to men (*thumps chest*) after marriage?! Tsk! HAHAHA! *dons protective gear just in case...* Seriously lah, even the gorilla knows how to wash (well, machine wash anyway) and iron (erm, guys clothes that is) hor!
Hoy, why guys best suited wor! Even without toilet duties we're already well utilised hor ... errand boy, ahmad, rent-o-kill man, mr everyting-also-should-know-how-to-fix-what, punching bag (just becoz!), etc. Grrrr!
I realised typo after I posted, but lazy to change ... erm, "servant" also can lah. Muahahaha! *ducks*
Erm, I can also be lidat one leh ... in fact, most guys lah. Heh! Aiyah, the honest truth is that most guys need to be housetrained lah, and it's up to the woman to do it. Heh, maybe I'll share some secrets on how to domesticate guys in future posts ... then again, maybe not otherwise women will rule the world! Doh!
So now it's not "another one bites the dust" right?! You seemed to be having so much fun with ur wifey! She's sucha xian qi liang mu, jin de liao chu fang, chu de liao ting dang (direct translation: can step into kitchen, can step out into the hall). *thumbs up* Lucky chap u!
Another one bites the dust? Only when I'm cleaning toilets lor. :\ Hahaha! But yeah, we're having fun learning how to "behave" like hubby and wifey ... and sometimes we just break up laughing at our own mock "serious" looks. LOL!
I think our living together overseas has helped J pick up more "housewife" skills (in a good way, of coz), especially with free time on her hands and no parents around to help out with chores. Her cooking/baking has certainly improved, as with her general home-making skills. Heh, the gorilla is indeed lucky lah. Still, I respect her as a career woman too which means she's as busy and tired as the gorilla after a day at the office, so sharing household chores is important as a couple ... heh, and I don't expect her to cook for me daily lah. ;)
hahaha - it takes WAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAYYYY longer to get used to the idea that youre married.
surprised you havent discovered that one of the chief advantages of being married is that you no longer have to send her home after dates!
(oh, and they soon give up on the nagging to clean up the shower after youve used it, but that is only if you persist and can bear with several rounds of complaints)
sounds like you're jumping head-first joyously into married life. haha. still allowed to surf p0rn ah? one of my colleagues had to pretend that he does no such thing and surf in secret. ;)
Thanks, dude! Sound advice from a married man! :) Heh, the gorilla's "battles" are not that demanding really ... some personal time to hang out with the guys and to indulge in my hobbies and sports ... erm, that's kinda it really. Hahaha! The more tricky part is learning really not to sweat the small stuff nor let them get on ya nerves. ;)
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But of course, a guy is best suited to wash toilets...well if they can't cook, at least they can make themselves useful in other ways! hee hee.
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Hoy, why guys best suited wor! Even without toilet duties we're already well utilised hor ... errand boy, ahmad, rent-o-kill man, mr everyting-also-should-know-how-to-fix-what, punching bag (just becoz!), etc. Grrrr!
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Wahlao, not every guy like you lor...I know of some who only know how to throw their clothes in the laundry basket and litter all over the place...
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Erm, I can also be lidat one leh ... in fact, most guys lah. Heh! Aiyah, the honest truth is that most guys need to be housetrained lah, and it's up to the woman to do it. Heh, maybe I'll share some secrets on how to domesticate guys in future posts ... then again, maybe not otherwise women will rule the world! Doh!
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I think our living together overseas has helped J pick up more "housewife" skills (in a good way, of coz), especially with free time on her hands and no parents around to help out with chores. Her cooking/baking has certainly improved, as with her general home-making skills. Heh, the gorilla is indeed lucky lah. Still, I respect her as a career woman too which means she's as busy and tired as the gorilla after a day at the office, so sharing household chores is important as a couple ... heh, and I don't expect her to cook for me daily lah. ;)
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surprised you havent discovered that one of the chief advantages of being married is that you no longer have to send her home after dates!
(oh, and they soon give up on the nagging to clean up the shower after youve used it, but that is only if you persist and can bear with several rounds of complaints)
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Alamak, how can I miss that out? You're right, dood! Yay-ness, no more falling asleep at the wheel on the way home. :)
Hmmm, you mean if I persists being a gorilla and wear ear plugs, she'll stop
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yes, women change after marriage, but so will you! (hopefully, both for the better!)
its the nagging vs "orh orh ok ok, later, can?" tactic and see who prevails... ;>
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Oh yes, I know that "orh orh ok ok, later, can?" tactic well. So it boils down to a staring competition huh? Heh!
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Just take it one day at a time!
Remember, PICK YOUR BATTLES!
You let her win most of them but the ones that are really important you must dig in and ....compromise.
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