OH DEARZ, SOMETHING OTHER THAN SOUTHPARK.

Nov 20, 2008 17:01

I'm an idiot. A complete and total idiot.

Okay, I'll start at the beginning. Today at school, during social studies, this kid stole my red colored pencil, 'cuz he needed it to grade his paper, but I needed it too. So he was like: "Let me break it in half."

I was like: "Okay." and he did, he gave me the part that was already sharpened and went to go and sharpen his side. This kid is now banished from my story! Okay, so, the problem is, the end of the pencil, the part that was broken, was really really sharp.

Next think I know, I'm writing on my hand with the pencil's back. It's kinda fun, 'cuz it wasn't hurting or anything, and it was easy to come off, just lick the end. Ya know. But soon, I got bored of this, and started writing in the letters: "O" and "W" to form: "OW."

I didn't erase the OW though, nope. I dug into it deeper. I don't know why. It just seemed like a fun idea at the time. And before long, I had a mark there. That says "OW" But now it hurt to dig into it anymore, so I just started making a cut next to it.

Now, 3 hours later, it hurts like hell and I have to hide it from my parents. I took a picture of it, for people who think I'm making it up or something.


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