Dear Santa. What happens when you give me present I already have.

Dec 05, 2008 14:56

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I pulled smjoshsims's hair (-5 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole lexibot's purse (30 points). Last month I gave chickensenseia Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1041 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!

Sincerely,
bwuking-nicole

Shit, I already have a wii. Now I have to do something terrible... let's see...
(I keep getting nice, dammit. I'M NOT FUCKING NICE)


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I pulled over and changed bwuking_nicole's flat tire (15 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I pulled pixiesims's hair (-5 points). In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, patrick04(-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4262 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
bwuking-nicole

THERE. NEGATIVE 4262 POINTS. BWAHAHA. Notice, the one nice thing I did to anyone(listed) is for myself. Hahahaha. Oh, and I ruled Duluth, Minnesota, but that doesn't count.
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