EL DIABLO!
so Once upon a time there were a bunch of good looking American teenagers walking through Munich where all of the stores were closed because Jesus decided to die and come back with a vengence. The only thing these flashy kids could do was drool on the windows at argyle sweaters and yellow flats that she wanted VERY BADLY. anyway.
they came to the center of the town in front of the GLOCK-IN-SCHPEEL and found a crazy little man who had abused a few substances and was in the zone. with his accordian of course. Now, I promise you, you have never seen anyone so into their music. he was shakin' and rocking from side to side, headbangin to the little keys tunes.
there was a crowd around him yet almost no money in his case, people really were just to weirded out or scared of this guy I guess that no one wanted to get that close. and the beautiful people had nothing better to do but stop and watch him. no one really admitted it until the end, but we all liked it and considered buying his CD. or maybe we were so underslept and fed from explorica dicking us over that we thought it was good.
whatev. it was good (there. you got it out of me). so the diva of the group started taking pictures of this guy, ended with 1.5 rolls (damnnn) of this strange german crackmusician. she got pretty close. close enough that when she was focusing her camera he paused and then out of fucking nowhere yells (or sings?) at the top of his lungs (I told you, he was really into it). she got scared, nearly shat herself and snapped a picture by accident.
after the music and his yelling were over he started talking to the crowd, in german so the Americans had no idea what he was saying, they just noticied that he was bleeding from his mouth excessivly and didnt even notice, just kept talking. thats the beauty of drugs, no pain.
later on that night after much drama and two more shit meals, as the flawless beauties walked back to their hotel, the elliott smith of accordian was still there, the only vendor/hustler out at 10 pm in probably all of Munich.
E is a long trip, you know?
Im getting those pictures back tomorrow, Im very excited about that. soo excited I just peed myself.