[B] Got mole problems? Call Avogadro 602-1023.

[by_science]

[Private: Captain Jean Luc Picard...I mean Mr. ASANO!]
Mr. Asano~! You will remember our promise, neh? Because I CANT WAIT TO GET MY HANDS TOTAKEAPART ON THAT PS3 CONTROLLER!
[/Private: Captain Jean Luc Picard...I mean Mr. ASANO!]

Apparently many studentsandstaff do not realize that certain things about me are not up for debate/discussion/subject of

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[by_science]

Well they should be taking classes with me~~WHY WOULDN'T THEY~~?

First of all, I only meant it to be for my students. Second of all, I mean this is going on inside my classrooms. I really do not care if staffstudents discuss 'Urahara has a hickey' during lunch/free time/inside dorms/in the quad~~in fact, I encourage it, if that is what it takes to be quiet in my classes~~ micro/chem/genetics/bio/forensic science/remedial science class is not time to be playing the 'Guess What I Know About Urahara!' game.

And what do you mean about illegal? These are perfectly legal substances for a chemist to work with, of course~~! And I would NEVER thing of harrassing students~ if anything, they should be nice to me~~ I got more dirt on them than they know about~~!

No, that was not meant to be blackmail, Ms. Arisawa~~ seriously, EVERYONE gets the wrong impression of me~~I'M A MERE HONEST, HANDSOME perverted BUSINESSMAN!

[imno_heroine]

I'm guessing you have more than one necromaniac in your classes.

You should pick your students more carefully. You might come over and find Mr. Schrodinger's cat violated where he should not be.

[by_science]

Schrödinger's cat violated~~~?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA~~~!

This is Schrödinger's cat~~ I, sadly, do not possess him, althought I think maybe I've seen around my shop lately bending time, traveling through space, all for GREAT JUSTICE~~!

[imno_heroine]

...Whatever. I'm not a damn science major, so be happy I at least knew who the hell the guy was.

I'm making a correction in my previous statement. Your students need to choose their classes more carefully.

[asanoxrules]

Dude, they haven't even given it to me yet!!!!
CAN'T YOU TALK TO SOMEBODY AND SPEED THIS UP!?

I'm pretty sure I won..right? RIGHT?

[by_science]

I WILL TALK TO THAT LECHEROUS DEPARTMENT o0o! HOW DARE THEY TAKE SO MUCH TIME IN DELIVERING MYYOUR PRIZE~?!

Yes, you won Mr. Asano~~! Otherwise you owe me $50 bucks~~~!

[asanoxrules]

SRSLY!!
WHAT IS THE EDUCATION SYSTEM DOING FOR ME!?

I don't think that stuff was real money, Prof..

[masseywope]

Great read! I wish you could follow up to this topic