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[OOC: I was unable to get to my computer yesterday, so these emails are supposed to... be for yesterday. For those concerned, these are like emails or mems or something @_@]
[RANGIKU-CHAN]
Rangiku-chan--
I have arrived safely at my summer home. I purchased a digital camera on my way, and have taken pictures of the dolphins for you, and I will show them to you when I return. I hope all is well for you, also.
Sincerely,
Kuchiki Byakuya
[/RANGIKU-CHAN]
[SENPAI]
Senpai,
Thank you very much for sitting with me the other day. I appreciated the company. Perhaps we will talk soon, when I return, yes?
-Kuchiki Byakuya
[/SENPAI]
[SEVEN]
W R A T H
o1. With whom did you last get angry?: It was not anger, simply a great disdain for another's presense
o2. What is your weapon of choice?: Preferably an orbital strike.
o3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: No.
o4. How about of the same sex?: Yes.
o5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Hm. Myself.
o6. What is your pet peeve?: It varies from person to person.
o7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: No.
S L O T H
o1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Nothing.
o2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Ten o'clock.
o3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: My grandfather.
o4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I do not make excuses.
o5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: No.
o6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: This morning.
o7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Alarm clocks are for the weak.
G L U T T O N Y
o1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Coffee, though it is neither over-priced nor yuppish.
o2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: I decline.
o3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: I will not disclose such information, as Deidara-san will feel the need to comment on it.
o4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
o5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Never.
o6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy
o7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: No.
L U S T
o1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Several.
o2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Not many.
o3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: No.
o4. Have you done it?: I assume this means "sex", so yes. What a vulgar way of referring to it...
o5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Eyes.
o6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Yes. Accepted? No.
o7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Yes.
G R E E D
o1. How many credit cards do you own?: Five.
o2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Starbucks.
o3. If you have $1 million what would you do?: Deposit.
o4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Neither.
o5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: I already have.
o6. Have you ever stolen anything?: No.
o7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive: Many.
P R I D E
o1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: I cannot recall at this time.
o2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I have been on the honor roll for twelve years in a row.
o3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: To fund an orphanage.
o4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Yes.
o5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Yes.
o6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: No.
o7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Completed an essay that is due in three weeks.
E N V Y
o1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Nothing.
o2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: No one.
o3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: No one.
o4. Have you ever been cheated on?: No.
o5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: No.
o6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: None.
o7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: One I am accused the most of; Pride.
THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES
F A I T H
o1. What religion do you follow?: None.
o2. What religion were you raised as?: I was not.
o3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Human. Those who assert that religion is the source of all good are deluding no-one but themselves.
o4. Do you have your own commandments?: Commandments is just a stupid word people use to make their own conceits/dogmatism sound better.
o5. What was the last promise you broke?: I never make promises. I say, and I do.
o6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: No.
o7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: Yes.
H O P E
o1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: I had no hopes for it.
o2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: Fulfillment.
o3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: I try to maintain a healthy pessimism.
o4. Freedom or fate?: I do not believe in either.
o5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: Waste of money.
o6. Do you gamble?: No.
o7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: No.
L O V E
o1. What causes do you support?: None.
o2. What causes have you given money or time to?: Orphanages.
o3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: No.
o4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: No.
o5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: No.
o6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: I have never had the need.
o7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: I have allowed a friend to stay at my home for an extended period of time.
F O R T I T U D E
o1. What are you most afraid of?: I will not disclose such information.
o2. What did you do today that was really brave?: Nothing.
o3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: None, because they are among the most stupid fictional characters known to man. Worse than gods.
o4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Yes.
o5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: Wizard?
o6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?: No.
o7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: Tha apathetic man on the sidelines.
J U S T I C E
o1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: No.
o2. If they instituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: I would love to see them try.
o3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: Yes.
o4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Maturity is an issue here.
o5. Do you believe that George W. Bush is rightfully President of the USA?: I have no concerns for the USA.
o6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: I do not watch that.
o7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: Yes.
T E M P E R A N C E
o1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: Books.
o2. Do you collect anything?: Yes.
o3. Are you addicted to anything?: Books. Coffee.
o4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: Yes.
o5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Presently.
o6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: Be drawn into telling certain people to fuck off.
o7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: No.
P R U D E N C E
o1. Who is the wisest person you know?: I do not believe in wisdom.
o2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: What an asinine question.
o3. Do you take advice when it's given?: Rarely.
o4. What area are you wisest in?: Observe, q1.
o5. Do you drive defensively?: At times.
o6. What did you learn today?: An introvert can often times be the most brilliant person.
o7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: Apathy.
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[RANGIKU-CHAN]
Rangiku-chan--
I have arrived safely at my summer home. I purchased a digital camera on my way, and have taken pictures of the dolphins for you, and I will show them to you when I return. I hope all is well for you, also.
Sincerely,
Kuchiki Byakuya
[/RANGIKU-CHAN]
[SENPAI]
Senpai,
Thank you very much for sitting with me the other day. I appreciated the company. Perhaps we will talk soon, when I return, yes?
-Kuchiki Byakuya
[/SENPAI]
[SEVEN]
W R A T H
o1. With whom did you last get angry?: It was not anger, simply a great disdain for another's presense
o2. What is your weapon of choice?: Preferably an orbital strike.
o3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: No.
o4. How about of the same sex?: Yes.
o5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Hm. Myself.
o6. What is your pet peeve?: It varies from person to person.
o7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: No.
S L O T H
o1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Nothing.
o2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Ten o'clock.
o3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: My grandfather.
o4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I do not make excuses.
o5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: No.
o6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: This morning.
o7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Alarm clocks are for the weak.
G L U T T O N Y
o1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Coffee, though it is neither over-priced nor yuppish.
o2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: I decline.
o3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: I will not disclose such information, as Deidara-san will feel the need to comment on it.
o4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
o5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Never.
o6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy
o7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: No.
L U S T
o1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Several.
o2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Not many.
o3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: No.
o4. Have you done it?: I assume this means "sex", so yes. What a vulgar way of referring to it...
o5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Eyes.
o6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Yes. Accepted? No.
o7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Yes.
G R E E D
o1. How many credit cards do you own?: Five.
o2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Starbucks.
o3. If you have $1 million what would you do?: Deposit.
o4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Neither.
o5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: I already have.
o6. Have you ever stolen anything?: No.
o7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive: Many.
P R I D E
o1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: I cannot recall at this time.
o2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I have been on the honor roll for twelve years in a row.
o3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: To fund an orphanage.
o4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Yes.
o5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Yes.
o6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: No.
o7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Completed an essay that is due in three weeks.
E N V Y
o1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Nothing.
o2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: No one.
o3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: No one.
o4. Have you ever been cheated on?: No.
o5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: No.
o6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: None.
o7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: One I am accused the most of; Pride.
THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES
F A I T H
o1. What religion do you follow?: None.
o2. What religion were you raised as?: I was not.
o3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Human. Those who assert that religion is the source of all good are deluding no-one but themselves.
o4. Do you have your own commandments?: Commandments is just a stupid word people use to make their own conceits/dogmatism sound better.
o5. What was the last promise you broke?: I never make promises. I say, and I do.
o6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: No.
o7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: Yes.
H O P E
o1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: I had no hopes for it.
o2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: Fulfillment.
o3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: I try to maintain a healthy pessimism.
o4. Freedom or fate?: I do not believe in either.
o5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: Waste of money.
o6. Do you gamble?: No.
o7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: No.
L O V E
o1. What causes do you support?: None.
o2. What causes have you given money or time to?: Orphanages.
o3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: No.
o4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: No.
o5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: No.
o6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: I have never had the need.
o7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: I have allowed a friend to stay at my home for an extended period of time.
F O R T I T U D E
o1. What are you most afraid of?: I will not disclose such information.
o2. What did you do today that was really brave?: Nothing.
o3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: None, because they are among the most stupid fictional characters known to man. Worse than gods.
o4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Yes.
o5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: Wizard?
o6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?: No.
o7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: Tha apathetic man on the sidelines.
J U S T I C E
o1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: No.
o2. If they instituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: I would love to see them try.
o3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: Yes.
o4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Maturity is an issue here.
o5. Do you believe that George W. Bush is rightfully President of the USA?: I have no concerns for the USA.
o6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: I do not watch that.
o7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: Yes.
T E M P E R A N C E
o1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: Books.
o2. Do you collect anything?: Yes.
o3. Are you addicted to anything?: Books. Coffee.
o4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: Yes.
o5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Presently.
o6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: Be drawn into telling certain people to fuck off.
o7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: No.
P R U D E N C E
o1. Who is the wisest person you know?: I do not believe in wisdom.
o2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: What an asinine question.
o3. Do you take advice when it's given?: Rarely.
o4. What area are you wisest in?: Observe, q1.
o5. Do you drive defensively?: At times.
o6. What did you learn today?: An introvert can often times be the most brilliant person.
o7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: Apathy.
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