[lotrips] a rural tragedy
OMG I LUV HOBITSES!!1!
Title: A Rural Tragedy
Rating: PG for character DEATH (more than ONE OMG)
Pairing: domlijah one twu wuv AND dombilleh (so sweeeeet)
Feedback: Yeah! cos this is my first posted pome!
and, omg, liek, satire.
The darkness descends
On my heavy sad heart
My boys, they have gone
Love has torn them apart
Elijah, my precious
Your eyes, so azure
Got pecked out by sparrows
And infected by manure.
It wouldn't have happened
You wouldn't have died
If you'd kept out of the farmyard
and fucked Dom inside
Oh Dom! If you'd known!
Of your allergy to grass
You wouldn't have bottomed
With Bill up your ass.
Alas Bill was too late
To administer the shot
At least you were well fucked
'fore anaphylactic shock.
Poor Billy; out wand'ring
Wanking sadly amongst oats
Never noticed the plane
Spraying RoundUp. He choked.