There's a dead rat under the floorboards in my room.  Fan fucking tastic.  It's smelling more than a huge pile or shite.  It's evil.  It's just a good thing I'm going to Leeds next week and I really can't be arsed with that to tell the truth.  Not at the moment anyway, too much crappy shit happening ( Read more... )

Tonight was better than I thought it would be ( Read more... )

Damn I look good in a dinner jacket.  I will invest in a disposable camera and scan some of the footage so you can agree but it might be a while...

I don't really favour getting my results.  I'd much rather just plod along and stuff...help.

Fucking hell I feel awful.  I need a job but there's no point now and my last resort is working in a fucking supermarket.  The exact job I don't want, I'd be more happy doing data-entry ( Read more... )

Spain was good, so fucking hot though and the hotel robbed us blind.  "Do you want to pay for all of it now?", "yes please".  Exact words ( Read more... )

I'm going to Spain tomorrow.  I still can't believe it.

Sorry for talking utter shite on MSN Jim, I wasn't really on a roll there.

I'll report on Sunday, if anything goes cataclysmically wrong I apologise in advance for not fixing prior to Sunday.

I feel pretty different but I don't know why.  I don't even care about the ball anymore and I'm feeling pretty mellow but not for the smoking reasons...just happily indifferent ( Read more... )

The wedding was good.  She was divine.

Wedding tomorrow.  Have to wear a suit.  Fuck.  Oh well.  Should be fun.  Will report on Monday.