Flu for you?

[byforceofwil]

I am getting over a 24 hour stomach flu, yummy. Throwing up, spewing, ralfing, diarrhea, the works, all day. I have never had a 24 hour stomach flu before, isn't that great. Why now? Feeling better now, but man, I don't recommand it at all

Comments

[7_leprechaun_7]

That reminded me of my episode of food poisoning. A massive body attack of unrelenting convulsion filled vomiting...and then...nothing. My stomach was sore for about two days....but thats because it wasn't used to working backwards. Drink Gatorade, this makes you totally dehydrated....and Gatorade seems to taste extra good during this time. But, you're probably already addressing the dehydration problem.

[byforceofwil]

I've been drinking Gatorade for the past 7 hours, you speak the truth my friend.

[dreamingafar]

24-bug= food poisoning. There's no such thing as a 24-hour flu or virus

[byforceofwil]

Doctor told me I had the flu, and it only lasted 24 hours... you tell me.

[7_leprechaun_7]

lol....Vickie told me the same thing....hahaha

[dreamingafar]

how the hell can a flu just sit in you for 24 hours. Sounds like a problem with the digestive track, that's how long it usually takes for things to completely pass through, so of course it goes away once the poisonous food has gone through.

[zolot83]

Ive had that before, it sucked alot. i kept a bowl handy at all times, it came in use many times for more than one thing.

[byforceofwil]

When I wasn't worshipping the porcelin goddess I was cuddling the trashcan bunny.

Wanna hear something funny, Worshipping/Worshiping can be spelled both ways... not sure what would be proper for this sentence.

[fatedtolive]

did the dry heaves get to you? OH PLEASE LORD TELL ME THEY DIDN'T!!!

[byforceofwil]

No, no worries the heaves were quite wet. Like your mom, haha.