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Hello, Adstringendum! Are you doing well? Good, good.
[ His casual tone quickly changes to a serious one - well, as serious as Izaya could sound. ]
I'll just be here to give you all a small warning. You see, someone from my world just came here. Someone famous.
He's a man with blonde hair and sunglasses who always wears a bartender suit.
His name is Shizuo Heiwajima, and he's dangerous.
And oh, I'm not just saying he's dangerous to just normal humans. He's a monster, you see - for some reason he has this super strength that allows him to pick up things a lot heavier at him, such as trucks or vending machines. He's also strong enough to throw them at people, too.
But the worst thing is that he has this really bad temper. Just talking to him can get him angry enough for him to beat you up! You're lucky if you don't need help from the clinic later on.
[ siiigh. ] Really, he's so prone to violence - can't he just calm down and use his head? Even as an adult, he's so used to using his fists to solve things.
Well, since almost everyone here has some kind of special ability or something, there might be some people in here who can kill him. But don't be too reckless, though! We didn't call him "The Strongest Man in Ikebukuro" for nothing.
Aaand I think that's it. 'Till next time! Bye bye~
[ Filtered to Shizuo // Unhackable ]
Oh, I almost forgot! Shizu-chan~ ♥
[ His tone has completely changed - this is the real Izaya: devious and scheming. ]
Did you know that some people here come from different times? That means I might have been from your past... Or your future.
Have you heard? Something happened recently to Kasuka-kun. Isn't that terrifying?
[ You can almost hear his smirk. ]
[x, y]! You know what that means, right?
Bye nii ★
[ See you soon! But not too soon, because that actually leads to an abandoned apartment filled with monsters.
Have fun, Shizu-chan! ]
[ His casual tone quickly changes to a serious one - well, as serious as Izaya could sound. ]
I'll just be here to give you all a small warning. You see, someone from my world just came here. Someone famous.
He's a man with blonde hair and sunglasses who always wears a bartender suit.
His name is Shizuo Heiwajima, and he's dangerous.
And oh, I'm not just saying he's dangerous to just normal humans. He's a monster, you see - for some reason he has this super strength that allows him to pick up things a lot heavier at him, such as trucks or vending machines. He's also strong enough to throw them at people, too.
But the worst thing is that he has this really bad temper. Just talking to him can get him angry enough for him to beat you up! You're lucky if you don't need help from the clinic later on.
[ siiigh. ] Really, he's so prone to violence - can't he just calm down and use his head? Even as an adult, he's so used to using his fists to solve things.
Well, since almost everyone here has some kind of special ability or something, there might be some people in here who can kill him. But don't be too reckless, though! We didn't call him "The Strongest Man in Ikebukuro" for nothing.
Aaand I think that's it. 'Till next time! Bye bye~
[ Filtered to Shizuo // Unhackable ]
Oh, I almost forgot! Shizu-chan~ ♥
[ His tone has completely changed - this is the real Izaya: devious and scheming. ]
Did you know that some people here come from different times? That means I might have been from your past... Or your future.
Have you heard? Something happened recently to Kasuka-kun. Isn't that terrifying?
[ You can almost hear his smirk. ]
[x, y]! You know what that means, right?
Bye nii ★
[ See you soon! But not too soon, because that actually leads to an abandoned apartment filled with monsters.
Have fun, Shizu-chan! ]