A 1-2 vote would do very nicely

(ie 1 for me, then 2 for a candidate who won't get knocked out in the first round).

Q: What would you do if you won the election?
A: I would be Guild President.

Kind of obvious really.

There are people here from estates looking at the windows! There's talk of secondary glazing! By the time the summer comes they might actually get round to putting it in!

( A picture is worth a thousand words )

They've moved A-Team back to the end of May. Could the day possibly get any worse?

It is a little worrying when you watch a film where people die and you find yourself disappointed when no one comes back to live and starts eating people.

I have possibly been watching too many zombie films lately.

Just got a phone call. Chris is ill. I've got to cover his demonstrating this afternoon. 1st years. Biochemists. Great.

I won't even get any money for it because I still owe Chris for admissions stuff he did for me before christmas.

Today was ever so slightly very dramatic. Let us hope one of these never happens again.

Why do I have to ring you up to order the missing tube? Is my email not enough? Are you getting a cut of the huge amount it will cost me to ring your premium rate number?

From Damian

Whatever happened to the decent dvd release of Blade Runner we were supposed to get?