[003] [audio] the boy returns

[byname_bynature]

[The recording starts up, and Artemis begins speaking rather promptly. Apparently someone knows how to use the recording function now.]If anyone was at all harassed or otherwise bothered by an 'Orion Fowl', you have my sincere apologies. I was not aware of his existence until a few days ago

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[causeblocked]

Pharmacy? I don't think so... Might try the grocers or the item shop, though.

If it's something you really need, you might be able to get in touch with the Malnosso about it, not that I'd recommend relying on them for anything.

[byname_bynature]

No, I shouldn't take any medication from an unreliable source, especially psychiatric medication. Stopping that sort of thing in the middle of a regimen is dangerous.

I don't suppose any kind of grocery store or shop would carry the sort of drug I need to control him, though.

It. Control it.

[causeblocked]

Well, I mean... they're generally not too bad when it comes to that sort of thing. They have plenty enough other methods to mess with us.

[byname_bynature]

They actually care about our medical needs?

I'm shocked.

[He sounds more annoyed, though, to be honest.]

[byname_bynature]

Something to quell whatever anxiety is causing this personality disorder. An azapirone is possibly the best option, though I will have to see what effects transpire as a result.

Are you a pharmacist under Sir Labrador?

[byname_bynature]

I don't exactly practice medicine, psychiatric or otherwise, but I am quite learned on the subject. I'm certain this will aid my anxiety.

I see. And yet you don't work at his establishment?

[redsynonymhere]

What do you need medicine for?

[byname_bynature]

To curb any further visits from Orion Fowl and control my anxiety levels. The two are most likely related.

[redsynonymhere]

I fail to see how medicine will stop a visit from someone else.

Unless it is a garlic medicine. The smell is rather horrid.

[byname_bynature]

'Visit' in the metaphoric sense. After coming across the messages I recorded in the past two weeks, it has become clear that I have developed another personality somehow. The medicine I'm asking after is to keep him from becoming dominant.

[Voice]

[floralprophecy]

I operate a small pharmacy here. How may I help you?

[Voice]

[byname_bynature]

I believe I am in need of an azapirone. Any sort will do. Perhaps a regimen of two weeks, and then we will see where I am after that.

Would you happen to be 'Sir Labrador'?

[Voice]

[floralprophecy]

Aza... pi... rone. I'm afraid I don't know what that is. We don't have it in my world. But if you tell me what it does, I'm sure I could find you a suitable replacement.

Mn? Oh, it's Bishop actually. Bishop Labrador.

[Voice]

[byname_bynature]

Ah, I see.

Well, what do have in the way of anti-anxiety medication, Bishop Labrador?

[bearingevil]

Don't think you have to start hitting the medicines, kid. Everyone was messed up thanks to whatever the Mal-bastards were doing to us.

[byname_bynature]

So I've seen. However I'd much rather not take the chance of him getting... loose, again.

Would you happen to be the, euh... the one who he spoke with first?

[bearingevil]

So just make sure you're strong enough to keep that from happening on its own. Better than taking drugs to do it. You know too much of that stuff will kill you, right?

Don't know about first, but he tried to hit on me, if that's what you mean.

[byname_bynature]

I am a licensed physician, I know what will kill me and what will prevent his return. Something I'm certain will benefit all of the women in this town.

Yes, that is what I mean. Allow me to apologize. His nature is unlike my own, I assure you.