New puppy, she's six weeks old.

Ladies, gentlemen, I give you...

Maggie

Tree vs. Roof!

Fun times. Everyone's okay, but oy vey!

Every once in a while, I think to myself, "Self, you should rejoin metaquotes, it's not a bad community after all"

Then I have some reason to read the comments, and I remember why I left, and holy fuckoly, am I glad I did. Like the recent dramaaaaady, caused by benkenobigal metaquoting a really awful joke I madeYes, I know. It's tacky. It's kinda icky. Yes, I'm well ( Read more... )

I bet that if she spreads her legs too quickly, she sucks her underwear halfway up to her ovaries.

Oh, the puns, they flow like molten lead over the castle walls...

So, as a way of making sure that Hammerfall's lamer attempt at continuing to infringe on other people's copyright is as full of glorious fail as it should be...here's some proof.

( Here's a piece Melissa did: )

So now, not only are the Hammerfall people stealing art, but they're renaming stuff on their photobucket account, (where all the stolen game artwork is hosted) so that the DMCA notices don't apply ( Read more... )

So a day or so ago, my wife discovers something that really pissed her off...her artwork, used without permission, in a Facebook RPG, HammerfallSo, being the industrious sort she is, she realizes that it's not just her. There's maaaaany artists who have been ripped off by Hammerfall. So they start going through the artwork. And emailing each other ( Read more... )

TED being that collection of Total Entitlementwhore Dipshits that get together once a year to listen to "inspirational" speakers, and jerk each other off while feeling better than everyone else, because they're at TED.

The gargling sounds you hear for the next few weeks will be the blogowhores sucking TEDcock like Belladonna in a throatfuck

Face it, even Adobe can't make flash painless. I don't mean in a web browser, I mean in a local fucking application, like, oh Contribute CS4. Four times I launched that shit, and four times I watched it screw itself into SCODVille trying to display some bullshit Flash thing on the "Welcome" screen.

( Here's the screenshot: )

And you know, you'd think it wouldn't anymore ( Read more... )