Time is plastic ( Read more... )

I hurt. I tried, but i hurt. I'm sorry. I don't think i want to see you for a while. Please don't try to find me.

I'm sorry I haven't called. When i have problems, I hide. I run from them. I hope you'll still be there when i get back. I love you. I miss you.

As for you. I'm not ready. Please give me more time.

If the intentions of the thief ( Read more... )

So, last night my mom interrupted my sickly moping to tell me that something had attacked my rat. Blood EVERYWHERE. So, the investigation began ( Read more... )

So, I went to dragon con for the very first time,and I have discovered it's true appeal: Clothing optional ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wonder if what i'm doing is monumentally stupid.

Sometimes the answer is yes, and i do it anyway.

Also, I have boundary issues.

I'm so psyched about moving out! I'm about at my breaking point at home. I love my rents, but they want me to fill their mold. Meh.

I love candles...

9 words women use ( Read more... )

A little farm boy ran downstairs in the morning to the smell of bacon and eggs. His mother told him that he would have to finish his chores before he could have breakfast. The unhappy child went outside and fed the pigs, angrily kicking a pig in the process. He went to collect eggs and feed the chickens, and kicked a chicken. He went to milk the ( Read more... )

So, here I am ( Read more... )

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger ( Read more... )