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[byrde_watcher]

You youngins better give me plenty of Valentines...

Or I'll give you all a nasty thrashing so bad!

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[wendy_oldbag]

*leaves a bland pale-yellow card with "HAPPY VALENTINES DAY" printed on it in simple pastel pink font*

You look a little like my no-good idiot ex-husband! But I will be fair and assume you, unlike him, at LEAST have a decent job. So, I guess I will wish you a happy Valentines Day. I bought this package of cards at the dollar store and I'd rather not use them up on those bratty young punks that take up most of the computer journals out there!

From,
Wendy Oldbag

[mediumfey]

{{On a purple card with pink glitter on the front.*

Hello, Mr. Kudo!

Happy Valentine's day! Hopefully you enjoy it. I know that seeing everybody be all lovey-dovey might annoy you, but don't throw too many seeds!

-Maya Fey!

[unlucky_byrde]

Happy Valentine's Day, sir! I hope your next visit to Rusty Gust Saloon doesn't even so much yelling!

-Maggey Byrde