Comments | byronic_thought: Inmate 1284503. Orleans Parish Prison

byronic_thought

Inmate 1284503. Orleans Parish Prison

Oct 11, 2004 15:02

A gorgeous girl came up to me in New Orleans and told me I was the hottest guy she had seen so far. Then she asked me to make out with her and her friend. Another girl danced with me in the middle of the street and said I was cute. Another beauty gave me a test tube shot from her mouth. I drank hurricanes and hand grenades and as much beer as ( Read more... )

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Nice. Your going back! crimsonsymphony October 11 2004, 21:55:26 UTC

you failed to metion you woke my ass up from quite a good sleep to tell me you were in jail and to tell kevin to get you out! Yeah I didnt sleep either til you were out but I guess you had a worse time of it then me huh. haha. 503 TEXAS! Sam Houston...you drive a what?!

Re: Nice. Your going back! byronic_thought October 13 2004, 17:21:43 UTC

you helped a lot trying to figure out bail bonds. thank you! TEXAS! i couldn't understand a thing they said.

Re: Nice. Your going back! crimsonsymphony October 13 2004, 17:24:34 UTC

haha. Its like a foriegn language huh? Well have lessons when you go back. I WANNA GO RIGHT NOW!right now!

Re: Nice. Your going back! byronic_thought October 13 2004, 17:26:50 UTC

i don't.
i would have liked to see some stuff, though.
besides the stuff i saw.

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yourbestbetx October 11 2004, 22:38:04 UTC

portable toy fan? hope you got that back after this whole ordeal.
i'm sorry i dont even know what to say. love you, glad you're out.

byronic_thought October 13 2004, 17:22:43 UTC

i stole the portable fan from a shop on burbon. actually, i had quite a bit of stolen merchandise that I got back, including the fan.
if i would have been able to call you from jail, i would have done it and let you talk to some of my friends.

yourbestbetx October 13 2004, 21:14:10 UTC

stealing?!? what kind of escapade was this for you? abandon all moral virtues! jkjk call me sooooooooooon

byronic_thought October 14 2004, 17:41:04 UTC

remember when i stole from the atm?
it was kinda like that only worse. i'm klepto i think

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remrat12 October 12 2004, 18:34:30 UTC

oooh, brandon. you crazy boy! hope you're okay...and that no prison guy tried to violate you, or your asshole.

byronic_thought October 13 2004, 17:23:55 UTC

hahaha. they did call me a pretty boy but i was never touched. you would have laughed watching me act all mean and hard.

remrat12 October 13 2004, 17:31:43 UTC

haha. i prolly would have laughed....hard. real hard. haha <3<3

crushgurl036 October 14 2004, 03:59:49 UTC

You are crazy and thats all i have to say about that. I'm glad you are safe though.
Killer B's!!!

byronic_thought October 14 2004, 17:41:40 UTC

you tell me that a lot. that i'm crazy.

crushgurl036 October 15 2004, 04:02:57 UTC

Sorry, i'll stop

byronic_thought October 15 2004, 15:25:25 UTC

no i like it