This Post Is About Sex

[bysshelley]

All you people write about are bitchy neighbours and poetry magazines. While I admit that literature is all fine and lovely, it's nothing without inspiration, if you know what I mean.

You're all prurient voyeurs deep down inside, I know, so I'm not going to give you the lowdown unless you ask. And if you do, you're admitting that you're a creep. (gini_woolf

Comments

I think not

[ejbronte]

This post is all about implying you had sex. Nicely done, Percy, but it won't fly.

Re: I think not

[charlotte_b]

"Implying" obviously being the key word here. Really now, who does he think he's fooling?

Re: I think not

[bysshelley]

Subtlety is completely lost on you.

[gini_woolf]

I am intrigued, my dear! Don't mince on the details!

[bysshelley]

Me? Mince on details? Ha!

[georgiebernie]

A crueller person than I might quip that you are no stranger to mincing.

[mad_byron]

I do hope breakfast was to your liking, Percy. Call me, mm?

[bysshelley]

Oh, of course.

[mary_wollstone]

In the words of many predecessors, no comment.

And no, I will not be using "spell checker." It's American, anyway.

[sirthomaswyatt]

May I suggest revealing some tantalising details in a thinly fictionalised poem?

[mad_byron]

That's what I always do.