Guess what...

[bytepilot]

Gentle Reader, stroll in as best you may. There's no need to stand on ceremony, but if you can avoid treading on the cat I'd be much obliged.

Oncemore I am confined to my sick bed* with a deadly lung infection.
Oncemore I have a handful of bright yellow pills of exactly the same colour as phyllobates terribilis the golden posion dart frog

Comments

[cookwitch]

What the...? Are you just collecting illnesses? Good lord.

[cuddles but from a distance]

[bytepilot]

Apparently tonsils weren't the only bit of me infected with bugs.

Like the doctor said, it's as if everything I touched at the hospital had been smeared with poo.

[cookwitch]

Kind of the Midas touch but in reverse and way more icky?

[valkyriekaren]

Oh dear. Take your medicine and get well soon. I find hot lemon and ginger makes me feel better when I'm poorly, as does anything with lots of chilli and garlic in. I think it scares the bugs away.

[bytepilot]

Mmm, chili and garlic!
Yummeh!

[cookwitch]

I'd offer to come and cook but I don'ta wanna whatta you gots.