099 // Sam Tyler objects to your pranks. [Voice.]

[bythe_books]

[Sam's voice is terse and agitated, LOL AS USUAL. When he speaks, his voice is clipped and impatient, like whenever he's about to launch a crazy Sam Tyler diatribe.]

Alright. Okay. Who's the joker who thought it'd be funny to place buckets of water on top of the doors? Y'know... I don't even give a damn about the water, but the bowl... God.

Comments

[thegooddrjones]

Sam, don't give them ideas about next time!

[bythe_books]

Ide-- Oh God, what was I thinking?

[thegooddrjones]

That the water was rather cold and someone was a complete git?

[bythe_books]

Yeah, that about sums it up.

MURPHY FAILS AT SYMPATHY. THIS ONCE.

[whateverthemess]

...You got a bowl of water dumped on your head.

IT'S OKAY, SAM STILL AWKWARDLY LOVES YOU

[bythe_books]

Y'know, would've been fine with that if the bowl didn't take a dive for my head, too.

One word: closet. :|

[whateverthemess]

You're quick. Worst it could give you is a concussion. [SHAMELESS GRIN.]

It will be GLORIOUS

[bythe_books]

I think my head's been banged up enough at this point, Murphy.

[darknessb4me]

No, you should have been happy it wasn't ammonia.

[bythe_books]

Always with the silver linings.

[bythe_books]

Unless you're a fan of 70s horror, yeah.

[bythe_books]

I really don't think it's a good idea to lend you any inspiration, so I'm gonna have to pass on that one.

Paranoia time

[doctor_j_crane]

Is there any way that we could get the 'water' tested? I don't want to wake up tomorrow and find I've got a slow moving acid burn on my head.

THE BEST TIME

[bythe_books]

Right, uh... pretty sure it was just water.

CRANE HAS IT OFTEN.

[doctor_j_crane]

I doubt it. Water is petty, chemicals can create blindness or even tumors.

[bythe_books]

Feeling any side-effects?