I didn't break my hand yesterday. I thought I ought to say that, at least. Did anyone?
I don't believe in punishment for the masses for the sins of one, but I suppose that might make me in the majority. In this case I think I'll just put the rest of my energy into a new project. Perhaps one, that when I finish it, I'll sell.
Would anyone be interested in buying it, complete?
[A pause]
Some of you met my brother. I feel as though I should insist you forget him.