A few things everyone should know.

Aug 23, 2005 14:00


Every year in the UK, 4 people die while putting on their trousers.

A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband.

In Marshalltown, Iowa, a law prohibits horses from eating fire hydrants.

Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than 50 lbs.

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scorpio2004 August 23 2005, 16:29:44 UTC
what about johnny depp dressed as a clown while putting on his trousers and watching a Mr potatohead commercial while selling sodium light bulbs from the back of a horse that was carrying a 50 pound box of candy while eating a fire hydrant off of a ufo? should we know about that?

P.S.: What's this about a bonfire at Thellies that I have heard of? Fire is great, especially with ferris involved.

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c0mmando August 23 2005, 18:03:09 UTC
uh,yes, scott, I think we should know about that. Because it would be a very humorous thing to see.
Here's another interesting thought: Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns...but Willy Wonka was ok with him? I mean, isn't Willy Wonka like half clown, half just plain scary?

Bonfire is Thursday. Not sure what time yet. Depends on whether or not we go hiking. It'd be great if you and Ferris wanted to come, but since it's a gaming night I'll understand if you don't. Oh, and, Sarah probably won't be there.

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malruniel11 August 23 2005, 20:48:15 UTC
Sarah definately won't be there. I would love it if you came, Scott, but I understand if you don't want to. It's kinda sad, me throwing my own going away party and so far, just Ame and Kiel have agreed to come. :-( Please come! :-D

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malruniel11 August 23 2005, 17:11:14 UTC
I wanna live in Idaho!

But then I don't have a sweetheart, and I don't need a 50 lb box of candy, and if the box already weighed 50 lbs, who really wants to shove in the extra couple of oz. of chocolate to make it worthwhile? Unless the box where made of candy...oh the possibilities!

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scorpio2004 August 26 2005, 23:57:29 UTC
you have broken the 8th law. punishment is nigh. have a good day.

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