I'm terrible at knowing my limitations ( Read more... )

"Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm ( Read more... )

1. Have u had any candy today ( Read more... )

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01. Babe or Baby: Baby ( Read more... )

So I still need to work on my New Year's Resolutions (my main one last year was to lose 20 pounds before the cruise, and I lost 30, so I figured I should pick another big goal to work on.

But I know "Pass the 'Expert' level on Guitar Hero" will be on there. That game is addicting, almost as much as UFC fighting.

So it's a good thing they took all four of my wisdom teeth at once ( Read more... )

"You don't have to bend over like that. You can sit down ( Read more... )

200. My name is: Jennifer ( Read more... )

The past few weeks have delivered nothing but bad news.

PSAT score? suck.
State band? suck.
ACT score? suck.

God dammit.