I was glancing through my monthly Consumer Reports magazine when I came across an article about hotel quality. It scored the hotels based on value, service, upkeep, and problems.
Guess which hotel scored last. DEAD last.
If you said Travelodge then you're laughing right now too.
So today I was talking to Jeff-Tanya and he said something dumb so I told him 'Why don't you stop doing crack Jeff!' and he said 'Why don't you stop sucking cock Sarah!'
And then I literally beat him with the screwdriver in my hand.
GOSH.
Looking forward to all the goings-on this weekend! Ha cha cha!