It's like this thing I used to do, where my best friend and I would write letters to each other, but

[c3n0byte]

The gorram subject field isn't big enough so I have to keep telling the story here...we'd prepare a letter with blanks left open so that the other guy could fill in all the juicy bits. I still have some of those letters. They were fun

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[brielle128]

I want to introduce my new best friend Calvin, a NOT imaginary donkey to c3n0byte

[c3n0byte]

Okay, dude?
Dude?

It sounds like you've totally read "Come, Thou Tortoise". Or, you know, The Bloggess (similar styles, but the Bloggess has a bit of a different edge to her.

Also? If Calvin has red hair and has traveled to other planets via tessering, I've already met him.

[brielle128]

nope...not come tho..um turtle? saying tortoise makes me tongue feel funny.

but but..i've written like this all the time. i think..or maybt it was just me thinking like this all the time and not really saying it but when writing it, it comes out all, jumbledup.
no wait. thats not true..because when i get in moodes like this, (YOu said to use animal bits..i tried. Calvin's are the ony one..overshare. nm) my friends all laugh and theyn know how ADD I am so they are used to it.
Yeah...I say 'all' my friends when in reality I only hope to have an 'all' in front of the friends word.

where was i?

oh right. CALVIN DOES HAVE RED HAIR!!!!!!!!
omg i my heart is pounding.

ok now i want to read come here turtle. Did Seusse do that? Is it copywritten?

I want to be a writer one day but Calvin isn't allowed in McNalley And Robinson anymore. Some silly bylaw about wood floors and carrot farts. And there is NO way I am going to be a writer without Calvin.

heh.

[c3n0byte]

"Come, Thou Tortoise" is a novel by Jessica Grant. You really need to read it.

[thunderhowl]

I am very fond of my friend c3n0byte

[c3n0byte]

Hm. Interesting. But considering I am a homeowner, it would be much easier if all of youse would move south.