Comments | c4ntst0pl0vingu: My Mom Told Me, If You Wanna Be A Lesbian, You've Gotta Lick Carpet*Licks carpet in the living room*

c4ntst0pl0vingu

My Mom Told Me, If You Wanna Be A Lesbian, You've Gotta Lick CarpetLicks carpet in the living room

Dec 07, 2004 12:57

Oh Jesus. I seriously need to stop using quotes from South Park as my titles. I can't help it though! Notice how they've all been from Eric Cartmen. Gotta love that fatass... <333 ( Read more... )

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____sabotage January 5 2005, 17:06:42 UTC

they were fabulous! and yours?

teh_dork_v5 January 5 2005, 19:19:53 UTC

hehe i kno. my kitty is so adorable xD. he`s sleeping at my door next to the desk right now.

___sp0radic January 5 2005, 21:21:59 UTC

haha awesomeeee. me & randy have been so wonderfully fine! and all worn out. heh ;P you & john been sexxin' it up huh? alright, all we need are 2 more smackdown guys & we will winnnn! cause i really don't think any of the bashams are in there lol. god why does it have to be so confusingg & hard!? someone actually got it, i read on the batista site haha, damn her. i should email her & ask for the answers. yeah right, i bet she wouldn't give them to me. i wouldn't give them to any random person either lol. wellllll anyways, it's been snowing a lot her for today & yesterday! YAYYY i love you! ahha

teh_dork_v5 January 6 2005, 10:41:33 UTC

haha nah it`s cool that you ask. his name is meowie haha but i don`t seem to call him that. i always call him like baby and sugar, etc. hm i`m not really sure how old he is. but we got him a year ago in like august. he was a stray so i took him in and he was a kitty then. so he`s like prolly um ... a year and 5 months old.

___sp0radic January 6 2005, 18:06:44 UTC

ANGEL!!!! yayyyy. OF COURSE! we need to switch anyways. i'm getting bored of randy's techniques in bed, i need to feel something DIFFERENT FOR A WHILE! hahahahaa so me & john will hit it up tomororow night & you can have randy. you luckkyyy you get a bigger willy, maybe you'll actually FREE it for once! mhmmm ;P

DUDE I AM SO FRICKEN HAPPY WE ENTERED!!! i think somehow we will winnnnnnnnnnnnn cause i entered my brother in too :D and then i entered my friends name & address. haha yes go us!!! seriously, i'm gonna start crying if i see john & randy. i'm gonna break down into tears and then jump all over them. then we seriously gotta tell them about our little adventures and fantasies we have about them. i think they are both single, at least not married FO SHO! we are gonna have to.. hook up with them and have a four-some. YESSSSS! ok ok i need to shut up before i keep obsessing. YAY i love you angel! so much my pimpilicious rko willy free-er and jfac humper :D yeehaw!