Another meme drabble!

[c_callosum]

One more meme drabble!  Some of the other prompts are pretty hard to write, so I'll just write them one at a time, when I have the inspiration.  In the meantime, here's one from

zelda_addict:

(Possibly AU) 5 has to purchase an embarrassing personal product, which then has to be price-checked at the register. How do they react?

(Rated T for sexual innuendo and

Comments

[dandywonderous]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yay! This was brilliant!!! XD XD XD
And Robin just made the ENTIRE thing 500 times funnier. XD XD XD XD

Though Zoro might be interested to know that, according to the book "Why Do Men Have Nipples?" (though it MAY have been "Why Do Men Fall Alseep After Sex?", I can't remember exactly), smaller penises may be better for hitting a woman's G-spot, and are supposedly just more pleasurable in general. Or so the doctors say. As for me, I have no idea. *shrug*

[c_callosum]

Thanks! XD XD XD Robin just struck me as the kind of person who would torture a hapless man like that.

That may be so, but I think he was lying when he said that what Nami thought was what really mattered...XP Also, does the book say the G-spot actually exists, because I read in a book the other day that a tiny percentage of women actually have non-clitoral orgasms...this was a book about the philosophy of art, of all things, go figure...

[dandywonderous]

Totally.

XP Weeell, that was another question, if the G-spot existed, and they said that in theory it did exist, but it was really more a myth than anything. But if it DID exist/IS there, smaller is better. XP I'd have to look at the book again to see all of it; it's been a little while.

[slowsunrise]

I loved it, loved it! 8D Poor, poor Zoro. When will you learn?

Brilliant and really hilarious, from the start to the very last sentance!

[c_callosum]

Thanks, very glad you liked it! Poor Zoro indeed! I feel kinda bad for him that I enjoyed torturing him so much!

[zelda_addict]

This was fantastic! Excellent work! XD

I was particularly amused by the horrified old lady in the aisle... XD XD

It really was a nightmare shopping list, even though each item had an innocent explanation!

[c_callosum]

Thanks! XD Especially since it was your prompt, after all!

I know, I'm sure Zoro still suffers nightmares about it even now XP

[quarantineabra]

-roflmao- Oh god, I have a cramp now form laughing so hard! xD Green-Haired Pervert-san is like, the BEST nickname for Zoro EVAR. -glomp-

[c_callosum]

Haha, I'm glad it made you laugh XD

What are you doing glomping a pervert?

[quarantineabra]

Well, it's Zoro, sooo... xD I would glomp him even if he was a pervert. xD

[c_callosum]

He turned out to be innocent, anyway, so that's okay (even if Robin totally doesn't think so...)

[paolka06]

[c_callosum]

Hehheh. Thank you, I'm very glad you enjoyed it!

Robin's a big ol' voyeur, and not afraid to admit it :-P