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[c_diaz]

hi there! i guess i've finally found out how intoxicated i have to be to start updating this thing again, who knew

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[m_rodriguez]

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

That is all I have to say about that.

[c_diaz]

you have always been a women of few words and even fewer clothes and that is what i love about you.

[m_rodriguez]

I am laughing so hard and that is so true so go over to no_pants and post a batch of welcome back nudity. I will see you in Vegas tomorrow I don't care if you are in France.

[c_diaz]

that is not a problem at all, i kind of remember being in france and being told to stop licking jennifer aniston but i think i might be home now. and if i'm not i will steal justin's private jet and fly it there myself, drunkeness makes you so fearless especially in the friendly skies.

[sanoe_lake]

wow i love you more than words can say. i am searching like mad to find that picture that makes you frolick. i hope you are coming to my party too this was a present in itself.

[c_diaz]

hi there my hott little surfer girl, our days of topless surfing have not evaded my memory and of course i will be at your party, the only question is how skimpy will my outfit be? and if you brought back that icon i would definitely do naughty things to you in the bathroom. who am i kidding i'll do naughty things to you either way.

[manningtaryn]

sadkfjhdhfkjhg YOU JUST MADE MY DAY DREAMY FUCKING SIGH sob i am sending you multiple bottles of alcoholic beverage in a welcome home basket :-*

[c_diaz]

i love a girl who knows how to use the f-word. i was just watching crazy/beautiful the other day and damning kirsten dunst to hell for stealing your thunder. also thank you in advance for delivering the alcohol wearing a bikini :-*.

[manningtaryn]

i didn't even think of that i will have to use the rubber bottoms then and get pimped out porn star style :-* i use the f word too much, i'm like a sailor :'( sob kirsten really did steal my thunder they had me in the drivers seat the whole time like driving miss daisy fucking chauffeur style and i had to sit on a phone book to be tall enough :'(

[j_franco]

adds i love you

[c_diaz]

to love me is to not know me that well. adds back!

[j_franco]

well hopefully that will all change soon and we will be at each other's throats as per normal around here :-*

[asia_argento]

I've had about 349234239 versions of you added and all of them were pretty much failed clowns. I'm glad I'm getting the chance to accept no substitutes.

I think Michelle will win the pantsless races just because panties have less ballast than boxers.

[c_diaz]

why thank you. and michelle is usually the ref because she has freakishly strong upper body strength and once pushed ethan through a wall. we can laugh about it now but it was a tense moment when it happened.