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[c_diaz]

well james said i am a once every three weeks kind of girl, so i didn't want to disappoint him. i am excited to be one of sanoe's bridesmaids which means michelle and i are going to have to get together and plan her bachelorette party naked covered in whipped cream. speaking of that who are the other bridesmaids? i hope rob williams is one because

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[m_rodriguez]

LAKSJFASLFK OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST UPDATE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

[c_diaz]

haha stop that, are you drunk again missy?

[j_franco]

who would want to bring Monica back when i thought she never left? i am quite confused too + Justin says hello, i think you should go take him out for drinks and strippers.

[c_diaz]

i would LOVE to take him out for drinks and strippers, ask him when and where + are you coming? no burying dead hookers in the desert this time, franco.

[j_franco]

i'm actually across the country like an asshole and cannot be around to attend le festivities. i just want to make sure he is well taken care of and you are the greatest person there is so it makes sense to me. i usually leave them in boxsprings btw :-*

[broussard]

Would that be awkward if I asked to be YOUR semi-platonic girlfriend?

[c_diaz]

that's what i'm talking about. no it would not and i accept.

[broussard]

GIVES YOU RING POP STRAWBERRY FLAVORED OF COURSE.

[rob_williams]

I can be the wedding singer and wear the dress anyway. Pastels seem to match my tattoos best.

[c_diaz]

i bet she would let you take on dual roles of bridesmaid and wedding singer. i just had visions of me, you, and michelle planning the bachelorette party on your trampoline.

[ethanhawke]

I am not seeing anyone at all right now, other than working on being a slut in my spare time. Instead of buying a shirt that says Mrs. Hawke, you can just have the shirt that I'm wearing and you can use a Crayola marker to do the rest. I will even make one for myself that says Mr. Diaz.

[c_diaz]

so is that your way of saying i can rip your shirt off you with my teeth and then put it on when we're down making out and write mr. hawke on it? i hope so.

[ethanhawke]

Yes, do it now. It is lovely weather for nudity.