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[c_diaz]

well james said i am a once every three weeks kind of girl, so i didn't want to disappoint him. i am excited to be one of sanoe's bridesmaids which means michelle and i are going to have to get together and plan her bachelorette party naked covered in whipped cream. speaking of that who are the other bridesmaids? i hope rob williams is one because

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[sdorff]

Wait, why are we encouraging Monica Lewinsky to come back? The last time I saw her, I think she was hosting some reality show with guys in steel masks in competition over some girl.

[c_diaz]

i know. i think it was someone's way of saying they want a slutty president back in office? that's the only thing i could come up with.

[ethanhawke]

One more thing before I forget, you, Michelle, and I are getting married. I think that means you will have to wear the dress.

[c_diaz]

are you shitting me? does she know about this? she was pissed the last time i tricked her into marrying me. oh well she will get over it.

[ethanhawke]

Surprisingly, it was her idea this time. I think she was shit-faced, but that doesn't change that she brought it on herself. The honeymoon will be truly beautiful.

[_applegate_]

You're fucking crazy, lady. So am I, so it's allllll good. Make me one of those shirts, too. "I live, therefore I Cam."

Okay, that's just stupid.

[j_timberlake]

I'll take you for tacos on our next date and buy you a custom-made i like to fart t-shirt.

[moore_demi]

You look familiar.