I have realized something...

[agentlipton]

I haven't started a riot or an uprising or a revolution recently.

Maybe I'm slacking.

OOC: I would say 'don't encourage him' but that's half the fun isn't it? Chris promises to be more talkative when his mun gets back from vacation, but until then, he'll just be quietly evil.

Comments

[agentfraser]

Let me know when you're going to make a move. I'll lie here with my remote and watch it on TV.

[agentlipton]

I'm thinking sometime after Labor Day. Wouldn't do to ruin everyone's perfectly good barbeques, mine included.

[vivo_per_ardua]

You haven't started anything recently. I'm shocked.

I could use your shoulder right about now, Chris.

[agentlipton]

I know! I must be mellowing. I blame Tricia. I always end up on good behavior with her.

*frowns slightly*

Talk to me. What's up?

[Locked]

[vivo_per_ardua]

Don and I broke up last month and I- I had to leave because it hurt too much. While I was in Scotland, my friend Danny was kidnapped and we found him just in time but he's... still in the hospital recovering and... Don's going to a mutual friend's wedding with this other woman and I--

...Never mind, I sound like some soap opera.

Re: [Locked]

[agentlipton]

No, I've seen a soap opera and that's where Susan Lucci gets possessed by the Devil or something.

Let's take it one piece at a time. What happened with you and your boyfriend? Was it mutual? Or do I need to have a talking-to with somebody?

[agentmaxwell]

Now yah have my attention. Anythin' in mind?

[agentlipton]

I don't know. Maybe I could very publicly obliterate Brian's BMW. That would be interesting.

[agentmaxwell]

Oh, cars destruction, I'm totally in. Vice-minister Peacecraft's pink limo hurts my eyes.

[agentlipton]

My colleague drives an incredibly flashy and expensive BMW. I enjoy doing horrible things to it when I have the chance.