It's true! It's true! Ten hours from now I will be a free man; to come and go as I please, where I want, when I want. I feel like I have a lot of catching up to do, but I have to remember what got me in this situation in the first place. I must be cautious. This is the end...a new Chris will manifest himself.

Be Money!

I am at the office today and each day this week and everyone else is off on holiday vacation! What the fudge ?! I guess its ok because if I were not here I would be sitin on my ass at home watchin seasons 1,2,3 of Seinfeld on DVD...yes thats right, I now have the first 3 seasons on DVD, Buuuyakashaa ( Read more... )

Happy Festivus everyone! Im not sure when it begins or ends, but best wishes none the less ( Read more... )

I will become sober! I will no longer drink. I will no longer refuse to acknowledge that I have a problem. I am a drunk ( Read more... )

Im sorry Mr. SEC official! Let me bend over just a little bit more so that you have a clear view of the ass in which you keep fucking! The horrible officiating has solidly carried over from last year, but lets hope this season they at least give us the courtesy of a reach around. Tennessee can keep those officials, their two fuck ass QB's and That ( Read more... )

So, I'm in class today and this girl, who I've been having friendly converstaions with, grabs my notes and writes her name and number on them. Now, you should know, and many of my friends can attest to this, that I am not a picky guy(especially when drunk) when it comes to the ladies. In my life I have decided not to discriminate and that all women ( Read more... )

So, this ones for my sweet hunnys! Just lookin for your opinions. I have started classes and have a few prospects, but dont know how to go about it because of my situation. Because I am sorta on house arrest I cant take a girl out, so I dont know how I am gona approach them. Ladies, would you be scared off if some guy, who was technically a part of ( Read more... )

225 Motha Bitches!!! WARNING! The following Daxonian comments may cause feelings of abhorrence and disgust. I'm a beast, a hoss, a specimen. I can squat two cars and subdue any being with my little pinky. Oh, whats that you say? You can curl 85lbs. on the preacher bench? I can do 110...and thats my fourth set!HAHAHAHAHAHHAhAH I am sooooooo HUGE!!! ( Read more... )

" I'm in a world of shit, yes, but I am alive and I am not afraid."

-Private Joker

Just think its a cool quote.

Cheers!

The other day I signed up at Lifestyles Family Fitness. Got a pretty good deal too, cause I signed up for the corporate plan through my day job at Paradise. There are so many hot chicks there! Its great, the scenary alone is worth the cost. Having hot women around is solidly a great way to get motivated to pump some iron! Should be reachin my goal ( Read more... )