Oh I wonder....

[c_sharp]

I have had no sleep in 30 hours. My neighbor is a noisy noisy ass.... and so I find myself wondering....

How would you go about hurting someone with a pasta spoon?

I really would like to hear your ideas people.

Comments

[snakefeathers]

You talking one of those slotted serving spoons?

Mash it really hard against his face and see if you can get his flesh to ooze through the slots.

[starlameris]

This will work especially well if the pasta spoon is metal and has been sitting on the lit stove for a while.

Alternative utensil: potato masher. If nothing else it will leave an amusing brand to warn people against invoking your wrath.

[c_sharp]

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Pasta Spoon

[snakefeathers]

Yeah, so my previous idea works.

I guess you could use the forky end to yank out large chunks of their hair...

[missedsmiles]

Jesse says that the ideal way to hurt someone with a pasta spoon is to use kitty litter (used or otherwise) as lube.