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[caaaate]

Dear Junk Mail,

i don't need a better mortgage
i don't need a bigger penis
i don't want to see girls performing fellatio on donkeys
i don't care that you could be worth $24,000
and no i don't remember you

i hate you!

Love, Cate

Comments

[ex_nard]

DITTO!

[bluemoonchica]

BWAH hahahaha!!

That's great! And I must agree, 100%!

[inspectorjury]

You get the same mail I do.. I thought for awhile I could take the $24,000 and buy a larger penis with it. But I really don't need it if I'm careful to stand real close to the urinal. Besides in order to get the $24,000 they wanted me to get a mortgage or perform well you would believe what they wanted me to do to a donkey. So I just decided I would forget the whole thing. Except are you sure you don't remember me?