That relationsionship

[caatinga]

was like an elbow, covered in assholes.

But who doesn't want to shit out the window sometimes?

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[crunchyredhead]

the word 'was' isn't really applicable for me, ever.

but i am sure you are a better pooer than me. remember how you used
to go to the top floor of the library?

wad it up, wipe it good.

hmm...that's brilliant

[speedolini]

I love the asshole/elbow thing.

It reminds of my first summer at camp. I spent almost every weekend hanging with my sister, sneaking into the flame with her id. we partied everynight till the morning I had to be back at camp. I would always return to camp completely wasted with the "morning after-I'm still drunk" body chemistry. my skin reeked of tequila and the sun would bake it out of me by lunch. So during one particularly queasy ride up, my sister was screaming around the turns from Santa Inez on up, I needed to shit SO badly, but of course i was just about to be late for the umpteenth time and i was on probation for it. Long story short, I had to hang my elbow AND my ass out the window and I took the biggest SHIT in transit ever. WILD.

Re: hmm...that's brilliant

[caatinga]

WOAH! I just read that.

WOw.

I mean...that scenery is sooo beautiful. I love to think of you socking it to the oaks and the pines like that!

Re: hmm...that's brilliant

[speedolini]

well, it was really socking it to the asphalt, but with purely organic materials...there was something surreal about watching my turds tumble and roll into the asphalt distance behind me.

I have a plethora of shit stories. Ask anyone. My latest is known only to me. Do you see a book in there?

Re: hmm...that's brilliant

[caatinga]

Yes, please!