sleeping with me is exciting!

May 09, 2009 22:55

So at approximately 5 o'clock this morning (I thought 7:30 but PB says no), I had a nightmare that someone threw a venomous purple lizard at me, and flipped over in bed in a sort of mini-horizontal launching of myself at PB, while shrieking ( Read more... )

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kaygigi May 10 2009, 05:22:54 UTC
Reminds me of the time that my ex dreamt that someone had broken in and was attacking me and trying to rape me. So in her dream she went apeshit on the dude attacking me. In reality, she went ape shit ON ME while still asleep. It was the most fucking scary way to be woken up and it took a couple of minutes to stop her from attacking me. She still didn't wake up; she was asleep the entire time.

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pennski May 10 2009, 11:10:29 UTC
A couple of years ago, I had a nightmare in which there was a corpse in bed with us and I woke up very distressed.

I was reading a Jonathon Carroll at the time and realised later that one of the key characters was in fact dead. So I think my sub-conscious had already picked up on this.

Still horrible though.

*Shudders*.

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blackinkedwords May 10 2009, 13:49:29 UTC
Venomous purple lizard? Was it a gigantic lizard? Kind of sounds like Godzilla's punk cousin.

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We would kill each other... jazzminarino May 10 2009, 14:04:52 UTC
Apparently, not only do I talk in my sleep, but now I'm running about full force. However, this morning, Shink grabbed me by the back of the head and was shaking me because HE was sleeping...

... we should never share a bed, Cabell, we may both die!

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hello_momma May 10 2009, 14:36:52 UTC
I lived in an apartment that I was convinced was haunted. i had this constant fear that I would wake up and see the ghost and it would be so scary my heart would stop. One night i was sleeping and my girlfriend came into the bedroom wearing this white nightgown. Hearing her,I woke up, sprang half way up in bed, pointed one hand out and clutched at my heart with my other hand and gasped. I almost gave her a heart attack.

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