Who's bigger?
Title: Who’s bigger?
Pair: Kyuhae
Author: cablackwood
Rating: PG-13 (for fondling…not where you think ;))
Genre: attempted and failed!crack
Summary: Kyuhyun gets to fulfill what all Super Junior fangirls could only wish to do.
Words: 1,809
Kyuhyun walked to the dance studio, all ready for the three hour dance rehearsal. They were about to go on their tour in a couple of days, and they had decided to put in more dance practice, more so than they usually did. It was already eleven o’clock at night, and they had planned for a three hour rehearsal, if possible. So they would end at two in the morning. That, was something Kyuhyun was not really looking forward to, even though he wanted to practice, he also wanted to go home and sleep his night away. But, none the less, he would stay as late as they needed and wouldn’t complain.
Kyuhyun opened the door and walked in, dropping his bag on the floor. As he took a few steps inside, he saw from his peripheral that some of the members were already there. He turned to greet them but stopped in his tracks, he eyes widening slightly and his mouth practically dropping to the floor.
Off to the side of the room were Siwon, Leeteuk, Sungmin, Donghae, and Eunhyuk. They all were glaring at one another with their hands on their hips looking like they had been fighting. But that didn’t bother Kyuhyun. What did bother him was that each of them had taken their shirts off and had thrown them off to the side, completely discarding them. Their muscled torsos were glistened with a fine sheen of sweat, their bodies shining under the lights of the room. Each of their shoulders were tense and Kyuhyun could see the muscles in their backs, the ones that had their back to him, ripple as they seemed to argue with the others.
Kyuhyun briefly thought that thousands of girls across Asia, and even further west, would kill to be Kyuhyun at that moment in time. Having five of Super Junior’s chiseled hunks exposed to their hungry and crazed eyes to roam over freely, and roaming exactly what they all wanted to see. But they were only allowed to see from afar or though the TV, never this close.
Kyuhyun swallowed thickly. Yeah, they had all seen each other without clothes on, some with less clothes on than others, but having five of Super Junior’s chiseled hunks exposed to him made him shift in his shoes and made him a little more nervous than usual. He was never extremely comfortable with his hyungs exposing their bodies in front of him.
Mentally shaking himself, Kyuhyun closed his mouth and composed his face.
“Err…hyung….” He called to no one of them in particular, and they all turned their attention to the maknae. “What are…um…you guys doing in here?” He asked and little shyly.
“Kyuhyun!” Sungmin called, “Good we could use your help.”
“Really?” he mind suddenly went to a place he was sure all of Super Junior’s fangirls, and a few fanboys, minds had gone at least once, “with what?” he was afraid to know.
Sungmin suddenly waved his hands to the others, herding them, making them get in a line, standing side by side, that faced Kyuhyun. Sungmin got at the end of the line.
“Which one of us has the biggest chest?” He said pointing to each of the members, suddenly, puffed out chests.
Kyuhyun’s eyes widened and he just stared at his hyungs. What had he just asked him? He wanted him to do what?
“That’s not fair,” Leeteuk spoke, “You know he’ll pick Donghae’s.” At this, Donghae’s eyes lit up.
Kyuhyun thought, what he was sure was going through Leeteuk’s mind, was that he would only chose Donghae’s cause he was his boyfriend.
“Who cares!?” Donghae said a little happily, knowing that he had an out. “Kyuhyun who has the biggest chest?” Kyuhyun blinked a few times before he decided to turn his back to the others.
“Donghae’s,” he heard Donghae laugh in, what Kyuhyun was sure, victory.
“I knew it!” Donghae shouted and went to pick up his shirt.
“Yah!” Eunhyuk shouted, “How do you know his is the biggest? You just looked at us.” Kyuhyun turned around and eyed Eunhyuk, he opened his mouth to ask what else he was supposed to do, when “You have to feel,” he finished.
Again, Kyuhyun’s eyes widened as did the others, and they just stared at the monkey boy.
“What?” Kyuhyun asked, a little taken aback.
“What?!” Donghae shouted, “No! Kyuhyun chose mine!” He said, looking like he was resisting the urge to stomping him foot on the ground.
“You’re just mad that maybe yours isn’t the biggest, therefore the best…” Eunhyuk trailed off, “that and you don’t want him touching our chests. Maybe your beloved boyfriend will see he could have better.” Eunhyuk chuckled and then backed away as Donghae attempted to shove him.
“No,” Kyuhyun spook up then, “his really is.” Kyuhyun kinda lied. Yeah, he had chosen Donghae’s, knowing that if he didn’t Donghae would get pissed and he wouldn’t kiss him, talk to him, or possibly kick him out of the bedroom for a while. Donghae was the jealous type and he got jealous very easily. Filling up his fellow band members, the way that he did with Donghae in private, was bound to set him off.
“Liar,” Siwon accused him, “whose is really bigger?” He said waving him over, telling him to ‘feel.’
Five minutes later he was standing in front of the five men, having already ‘checked’ Leeteuk, Eunhyuk (who had puffed put his chest in attempt to make his appear bigger) and Sungmin, moving on to Donghae. As he stood in front of him, Donghae looked him straight in the eyes with his narrowed ones. Kyuhyun could tell he was jealous and a little pissed at the fact that Kyuhyun had agreed to do this. But Kyuhyun just brushed it off, knowing he would suffer for this later, and just placed his hands over Donghae’s chest, like he’s done so many times before. He kept his eyes on his boyfriend’s chest, silently comparing his to the others in his mind. After a moment, he dropped his hands and moved on to Siwon.
He placed his hands over Siwon’s chest, just like he had the others, and as he compared the others, he could feel Donghae’s stare boring into the side of his face, and he cheeks pinked. After a moments of trying to slow his heart beat, and finishing his ‘testing’ he stepped back from Siwon, putting distance in between him and the others. They were all looking at him expectantly. Well, Donghae looked like he was trying to start a fire with his eyes, but he was still waiting.
“Well, I can tell you who’s is NOT the biggest.” He spoke trying to ignore the way Donghae was eyeing him. He knew he was going to regret agreeing to this. He was suddenly wishing that he had decided to come to the studio later and let one of the other members deal with these guys. That way he wouldn’t suffer later and he wouldn’t have had to ‘feel up’ his hyungs. Maybe he should have gone and gotten one of the fans. Kyuhyun was sure that they would have been more than happy to oblige. But, that was probably more dangerous than doing it himself and facing Donghae’s wrath.
“Sungmin, Eunhyuk, and Leeteuk,” he said and he watched as their faces fell, Eunhyuk scowled and stormed off to grab his shirt and slip it back on. Once he had it over his head, he walked over to one of the walls and leaned up against it muttering to himself.
Sungmin grabbed his shirt and was pulling it over his head when he said, “So, what about them?” He smoothed out the wrinkles in his shirt and pointed to the two who still had their shirts off.
Leeteuk walked over to Sungmin’s side, laughing. “I think he has to compare the two.” He was enjoying Kyuhyun’s suffering more than he should.
Kyuhyun sighed, he knew this wasn’t going to end, and since he was sure he was already on Donghae’s bad side at the moment, he walked over to the two and placed one of his hands on each of them and compared them both. He had to admit, they were pretty damn close, and he wasn’t so sure he could tell. So he moved his hands a little below the chest and lifted his hands up slightly, cupping them in his hands. Kyuhyun tilted his head and his eyes had a faraway look in them. He still couldn’t tell, but he could tell who was the slickest.
After a moment of thinking, he felt someone’s hand on his own chest and his eyes snapped up to the person who was grabbing him. His eyes looked up and saw that Siwon had one of his arms extended and had placed his hand on him. Kyuhyun looked his in the eye just as Donghae turned to him and gave him the evil eye. His stare practically screamed ‘WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!’
Siwon looked at Donghae and laughed nervously before he dropped his hand and looked at the ground. He shifted slightly in his shoes, but he stayed where he was, even though he knew that if Kyuhyun hadn’t been right there at that moment, Donghae would have had him on the ground. He actually had no idea what possessed him to do that, but he thought it would have been funny, but it was only funny to him.
After Kyuhyun gave the both of them a slight squeeze, he dropped his hands and stepped as far away as he could and not make it obvious that he was stepping out of their reach.
Kyuhyun coughed and looked at his feet, “Siwon,” and he back up even more when he heard the others laugh. He chanced a glance up at Donghae and he saw him glaring at him. The rest of the members decided at enter the room at that moment.
Why the hell couldn’t have you guys have shown up five minutes ago!?!?! He shouted at the others in his head.
The entire dance practice Kyuhyun could feel Donghae shooting lasers at him when he wasn’t looking. And later that night, when he was walking back to his room to go to bed, he noticed that their room was locked and that some of his clothes were tossed out in the hall.
Kyuhyun looked up to the ceiling and sighed.
At that moment, Ryeowook stepped out of his room and saw that Kyuhyun was standing in the hall with a pile of his clothes at his feet. He went over to the youngest and threw an arm over his shoulder.
“You can sleep with me.” Ryeowook chuckled. Kyuhyun nodded and picked up his clothes and Ryeowook lead him to his room.
A/N: I have wanted to write this one for the past few months, but I never got around to do it. I’m kinda disappointed with it, it’s not one of my bests, but…I don’t know LOL
So, whose chest do you think is bigger? ;)
Donghae
Siwon
or Leeteuk, Sungmin, Eunhyuk
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