My Five Things

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Please, for the love of all that is holy and writerly, gimme prompts, people. You know, Five Things-shaped ones.  "And One ___  ____ Didn't" optional. Just anythingwhatever.

{Clarification via example: Five Times Kaylee Ate Strawberries (and One Time She Didn't) et cetera.}

Can be random original somethingness, can be fandom - my usual HP, Good Omens

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[author_by_night]

Let me try...

Five Times Ginny Weasley Fell in Love With Harry Potter?

If you don't like that ship, choose another ship. :P

(I'll do H/G if you don't! :P)

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Neurgh, no! Harry/Ginny isn't something I can do any more, I apologise. My brain's become too crax. How about I find a ship randomiser and see what I can see?

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No such generator exists, apparently! Woe. Hmm...

Five Times Ginny Weasley Fell in Love, Part the First.

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1. Martin had brown hair and freckles just like hers. He never had money to buy new things - what did Muggles buy anyway? Cars? Plugs? Underwear? - because whenever the rich stupid Muggles gave him a reward for saving them, he'd give it to puppy shelters or Christmas charities. He was so noble. Not a hero at all, just a boy like her (well, Ginny was a girl, but she could have been a boy, although girls were better) who did heroic things with plugs and batteries. And kind things and brave things and clever things, and Fred and George were wrong when they said he didn't exist: if Harry Potter existed, so did Martin. She'd show them all. She'd become Mrs Martin Miggs: girl hero with her very own set of batteries one day

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coughs* You may take your pick of these three options:

Five Times Argus Filch Met Arabella Figg.
Five Times Jack Harkness Fell in Love With Harriet Jones.
Five Times River Tam Kissed Jayne Cobb (And One Time She Didn't)

Yes, I am feeling particularly obnoxious today.

Also,

[softly_me]

What episode are you up to in Firefly? It is affecting which icon I can use.

Re: Also,

[ehnel]

She's only up to Trash, despite my pestering. :P Join forces with me and pester her to watch more!

Re: Also,

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In my defense, academia! And shitty nets.

[ehnel]

Five Times Bill Fell In Love with Fleur.

Five Times Bill Fell in Love with Fleur.

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Re: Five Times Bill Fell in Love with Fleur.

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2. There was a thin white scar on the inside of her thigh. He remembered the first time he had found it, her slight blush as he told him about her childhood accident with the fence - imagining her a much-younger much-lighter Ginny-in-the-orchard. Such a tiny imperfection, he thought, making her more his, more real.

Now Bill was nothing but scars, and he traced them all with her soft lips. Soft and clean and white as heaven, his Fleur.

"I knew you'd still love me," he whispered, and it was true.

"I love you more now," she said, and it was true and ridiculous, and once again, Bill felt immortal.

Re: Five Times Bill Fell in Love with Fleur.

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3. There was blood on her wedding dress, and it wasn't hers.

"You bit Bellatrix?" he asked. There was a purple bruise forming across Fleur's cheek, but her smile was more radiant then ever.

"She ruined my wedding," she answered. "Zat bitch."

He kissed her, deeply, in front of the whole family, and not even Aunt Muriel protested.

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1. The Five Times Percy Missed Work In His Entire Career

2. Five Times That Rose Wished She'd Never Gone With The Doctor.

Times Rose Wished She'd Never Gone With the Doctor.

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Times Rose Wished She'd Never Gone With the Doctor.

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2. New Message from: carol

Times Rose Wished She'd Never Gone With the Doctor.

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YOU!

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