sword play is better than ass play (or is it the other way around?)

[cachectin]

my fiance and i had a party in celebration of our collective capricorness this weekend at Double Phildo's house. Paul and Ronnie are visiting from Orlando (yay!) and so we bought a karaoke machine and made all of these fucking wretched cd's to annoy partygoers with. well the fucking cd's didn't work as they all coincidentally were mp3 files which

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[revned]

Drunken birthday destruction is nice!
And have I met Phildo before? I wanna say that I have. Fuggit, I could be wrong.

[cachectin]

no, you haven't met phildo, he's never been to NOLA before.

[revned]

You'd think I'd remember meeting a cat with a name like Phildo.
I suck as a human being. Please forgive me.

pobre revned

[cachectin]

No! Actually his name is Phil. Phildo is just a term of endearment. You are a great person and deserve to live!